“二战”时期,盟军(✒)要(🐽)实施安(📒)奇(qí )奥登陆(🔼)计划,迫于对(🕸)一(yī )门叫安(🤢)奇(🤴)奥(🍥)大炮(🔧)的(🎗)超(chāo )级(🆖)武(wǔ )(🥈)器的忌惮,要(🏴)派两个精锐特工去摧毁(⏬)这门(mén )大炮,结果两个(gè )傻(🖲)逼被派了(le )去,最(zuì )后经过一连串搞笑事件,阴差阳错的(🐖)最后完成了(🎫)任务(wù )。 片段一:德(dé )(🚑)国人在北非布置了一个陷阱,准备了一幅(fú )假的(🚨)防御工事地图让这二(🌑)个士(shì )兵(㊗)带回去(💻)。他们却阴差阳错(cuò )的(de )拿走(🌞)了真的(de )(👓)地图,最(zuì )(⛓)终赢(⏰)得了战役。 (🧤)片段二:他们化(💠)装成管道(🤳)工潜入(🕐)德军在意大(🤖)利的司令部,给(gěi )他(tā )们卫生间的管道(dào )修(xiū )得(💍)乱七八(🦇)糟,把将军(jun1 )淋了个(🐨)落汤鸡。将军去换衣服(fú )(📟),拉(lā )开(kāi )抽屉发现一套新(xīn )的(de )军(📧)服,于(🤥)是洗头洗脸准备换(huàn )上新军服的(de )时(shí )候闭着眼(🚲)把(bǎ )脸(liǎn )盆(pén )里的脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉(tì )里(🔥)了(柜子(⏳)旁边有(yǒu )(🎐)一个(gè )(🔲)废水桶(😳))。那个将军是最(zuì )主要(yào )的(👩)一个配角,很有意思(sī )。到影(yǐng )片(piàn )结束前(❄)1分(fèn )钟,都没有一(yī )句台(tái )词。最后说了(le )(🐌)一句“谢(xiè )谢”。 片段(duàn )三:德军有(yǒu )一门(🚓)超级(🐇)大炮俯视着联(🗒)军将要登陆(lù )(🎆)的海滩。这(zhè )二个士兵居然化装成(🦐)希特(🍏)勒和随从,去(qù )(🤠)视(shì )察大炮,把大(dà )炮炸(⛱)掉(diào )了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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